Pricing

First prize is a Cadillac Eldorado.

Anybody want to see second prize?

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”

— Steven Wright

Pick a plan. You don’t need all twelve on day one.

Scout

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For the owner who wants the grind gone and the inbox quiet.

Centurion

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The full legion on your ground.

Eldorado

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The legion plus the Auxiliaries, every month.

Reinforcement packages — Patrol $995, Vanguard $2,095, Cohort $5,395, Legion $14,895 per month — can be added to any plan. Paid media is billed at spend plus a 20% management fee.

Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re %$#^ fired.

— Blake, Glengarry Glen Ross