The legion that takes the grind off your plate.

from $230 per release
A press release, written properly, pushed to 350+ news outlets. Best used when you have actual news — a launch, a location, a hire, a number worth saying out loud. The Scribes will tell you when you do.
Every Dispatch includes a 300-plus word release written for you, unlimited revisions, your approval before anything goes out, and a guaranteed minimum of 350 live placements on news sites. Pro adds Google News submission and three high-authority outlets. Ultimate adds Yahoo! News and five.
Submit the news and a contact. The Auxiliaries draft, you approve, they distribute — part through premium wires, part by hand to individual outlets, which is why the placement count is guaranteed and not estimated. Seven days, typically. Claims in the release need backing; “the best” needs a reason.
350+ placements, nofollow links
$230
+ Google News, 3 high-tier outlets, follow links
$600
+ Yahoo! News, 5 high-tier outlets
$2,160
The guarantee. 350 live placements guaranteed on every tier, or your money back.